Hi! My name’s Pete Tollywash and you’re probably here because you’ve been reading about how amazing I am in those books that Barford guy wrote about me. You’re probably also here because Barford’s been using a lot of weird words in there. Don’t worry - Pete’s here to help. I asked Barford to tell me what the words mean in proper English. So, here they are (in the order they first appear in each book). Just click on the link below for the book you are reading.